They know they'll never get the better of a Geordie by using fair means - 'cos THIS Geordie doesn't use fair means either - so they resort to cheating.
As for Geordie computers; this Geordie computer has never had 199 known faults - unlike the one at HMRC Tax Credits!
It's more fun to use too - just the odd sackful of Nutty Slack coal, a couple of gallons of water and a pint of good quality steam oil now & then.
It even has the latest version of Windows - Geordie Windaz.