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Ali M-W

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Posted - 24/07/2009 :  07:19:47  Show Profile Send Ali M-W a Private Message
Money For Nothin'(dedicated to our MPs)

I want my free TV

Now look at them voters, that's no way to do it:
A nine to five job and no free TV
I ain't workin'. Here’s the way to do it:
Money for nothin' cos I’m your MP
Now them expenses, here's the way to do it:
Second mortgage brings tidy sum
Move in with your sister, live there as a lodger,
Shack up with your sister, cash will come

Why draw the line at microwave ovens
When you can claim more luxuries?
Free porno movies, exterminators
Of moles and pests (and rival MPs?)

Like a leeching maggot in the pig trough, you can rake up
Free money… it’s everywhere!
One leeching maggot wants his own Duck Island.
That leeching maggot is a millionaire!

So much more than microwave ovens:
Massage chairs and fripperies!
Taxpayers fill our refrigerators,
And they buy our colour TV's.

Tax credit claimants may feel bitter
And let down when their bill comes.
As for that Mama, taxman’s comin’ in to hammer’er,
Swipe back the full sum.
If it’s not fair, who cares? Ignore the noises,
Bailiff bangs her door down with triumphant glee,
Henchmen lurkin', that's the way we do it,
It’s money for nothin' …only for MPs.

Bailiffs will take her microwave oven
And everything that they can seize.
They will remove her refrigerator
Then they’ll remove her colour TV.

Look a' here
I ain't workin', why should I attempt it?
Got my expenses, got my free TV.
I ain't workin', that's no way to do it
Money for nothin', all those cheques for free
Money for nothin' and cheques for free

Money for nothin' and my cheques for free

Look at that, look at that

Money for nothin' and my cheques for free
I want my, I want my, I want my free TV
Money for nothin' and cheques for free

I want my, I want my, I want my free TV

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Morpheus: I'm trying to free your mind, Neo. But I can only show you the door. You're the one that has to walk through it.

Edited by - Ali M-W on 24/07/2009 07:20:30
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